<body><![CDATA[The swearing Glaswegian heads south to entertain the Sassenachs. HeΓÇÖs getting on a bit, but still magnificent: dates between Sept 27-Oct 28, Hammersmith Apollo, London; 020 8563 3800, <a href="asfunction:Tardis.webPageOpen,http://www.carlinglive.com">www.carlinglive.com</a>]]></body>
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<body><![CDATA[The American actress talks about how she ΓÇ£survived beauty pageants, Elvis, sex, Bruce Willis, lies, marriage, motherhood, Hollywood and the irrepressible urge to say what I think...ΓÇ¥: Sept 27-Oct 9, Soho Theatre, London;<br>020 7478 0100, <a href="asfunction:Tardis.webPageOpen,http://www.sohotheatre.com">www.sohotheatre.com</a>]]></body>
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<title><![CDATA[The Keith Barret Show]]></title>
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<body><![CDATA[Rob Brydon takes his lovable loser on the road after his recent successful television outing: Oct 1, Norwich Playhouse, then Nottingham (2), Swansea (3), York (4), Bolton (5), Belfast (6), Salisbury (8) and nationwide throughout the month; <a href="asfunction:Tardis.webPageOpen,http://www.chortle.co.uk">www.chortle.co.uk</a>]]></body>
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<title><![CDATA[Lee Evans XL Tour]]></title>
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<body><![CDATA[The sweatiest man in comedy returns with a new super-sized show: Oct 1, Birmingham NIA, then Sheffield (8), Glasgow (22), Cardiff (28), Nottingham (Nov 5), Newcastle (12), Manchester (19), Brighton (25), London (Dec 10) <a href="asfunction:Tardis.webPageOpen,http://www.chortle.co.uk">www.chortle.co.uk</a>]]></body>
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<title><![CDATA[Mark Thomas]]></title>
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<body><![CDATA[BritainΓÇÖs answer to Michael Moore ΓÇö or is it the other way round? Expect no corporation to escape unscathed: Oct 3, Hull Truck Theatre, then Newcastle (4), Maidstone and nationwide throughout the month; <a href="asfunction:Tardis.webPageOpen,http://www.chortle.co.uk">www.chortle.co.uk</a>]]></body>
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<title><![CDATA[Alexei Sayle]]></title>
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<body><![CDATA[The actor, script-writer, author and comic returns to his stand-up roots with a new show: Darlington Arts Centre, Oct 6, then Guildhall Theatre, Derby (8), Trinity Theatre, Tunbridge Wells (17);<br> <a href="asfunction:Tardis.webPageOpen,http://www.ents24.com">www.ents24.com</a>]]></body>